Never thought you’d read that headline, did you?
A plush Cookie Monster toy has been found stuffed with 314 grams of cocaine. A little bloke the one below. What the actual fuck?
The drug smuggling, cookie loving criminal was found by cops in the Florida Keys upon searching someone’s backpack, when they thought the toy seemed far heavier than it should. Looks like their extensive plush toy weight measuring trials came in handy after all.
The Miami Herald reports that the cops cut into the questionably heavy toy, hence discovering it was jam-packed with devil’s dandruff and not one cookie in sight. Looks like Cookie Monster is off the cookies and onto the hard stuff.
As weird and funny as this is, I still think the drug smuggling pigeon takes the cake for ingenuity. I wonder if Cookie Monster will walk free like the pigeon did?
Lets go back to one of my favourite Family Guy scenes now because it couldn’t any more relevant than it is right now.
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