We’ve never needed a paperweight in our lives but things have just certainly changed with the discovery of these novelty-sized pinger paperweights!

The oversized disco biccies, modelled after their smaller dance music-friendly brethren are made by local business Pingachew and marketed as the perfect way to “remember the good old days,” or alternatively, “a wedding gift for a loved one.”

They come in three classic designs, Mitsubishi, Hearts and Rolex but the company offers a custom design service for any memorable munts over the years you want to cherish!

Damage wise you’re in the relatively same ballpark as the real deal with $35 netting you a hand sized bit of kit.