90 Seconds was all that was required for prima dona nightmare Azealia Banks to leave the stage for some Japanese crustacean in the form of Sushi. She has always gloated about having expensive taste and it was made all the clearer when a beer can was thrown on stage. Seriously guys, if you are going to throw something at her on stage, it has to be Moet or Chandon.

The inevitable happened in Melbourne post Sydney Listen Out dummy spit where she broke the Australian cardinal rule of telling the audience to not throw ‘shit’ at her on stage.

In what we can only imagine to be a slightly frustrating situation for festival legends Fuzzy, the organisation issued the media statement

“Azealia Banks was forced to cut her set short last night at the Listen Out Festival in Melbourne on 5th October 2013. This was as a result of a member of the audience throwing a full can on beer at her on stage. The incident made Azealia and her stage crew feel unsafe. Banks would like to apologise to those fans in the audience whose experience was affected by the behaviour of one individual.”

So will Azealia ever play in Australia after this tour? We aren’t sure so this is why we thought it might be cool to come up with a solution for the problem. We put her in a Pope Mobile.