NSFW WARNING For those who are too busy to get their daily dose of beats and treat themselves after hours there’s a video that satisfies both urges and is bound to get the competitive juices flowing. Push yourself to the limit with this challenging… game.  Test your “skills” by conquering the various ‘EDM’ levels of ‘Cock Hero’. It’s a far cheaper (and some may argue more fun) version of Dance Dance Revolution, DJ Hero or Guitar Hero, that teaches you the essentials of how to maintain the beat. One reviewer writes of Cock Hero –

“Great choices of women/scenes, great song selections, beats that actually meshed up perfectly to the music (seems like barely anyone gets that right, which just about ruins a video for an anal retentive person with a good sense of rhythm), interesting beat variations, great video editing (which once again meshed perfectly with the music), good progression in difficulty… just all around outstanding” – Bobbo 

We’d rather watch a half hour video of Jessie Andrews DJing than this rubbish. But hey, some people gotta get their kicks. DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK. REALLY REALLLLYYY NSFW