The onslaught of drugged-up orgies and random sexual encounters at this year’s Ultra Music Festival will be THAT much safer with the announcement of Avicii branded condoms as part of his merchandise offering at the dance festival.
One upping pairs of Avicii converse in 2012 and even his own named hotel in 2013, you’ll now be able to reach those ‘Levels’ after slipping some rubber over your “Dear Boy” and hope she ain’t a “Lair Lair” – here all week folks.
Admitably the idea of letting a Swedish fellow near your donger is probably reason enough to avoid the whole sex-capade altogether.
With manager Ash Pournouri weighing in “We don’t take ourselves too seriously. There’s so much noise in the space of electronic music. If you want to grow and establish anything you have to be different.”
Ultra Music Festival have announced the full lineup with the backward wearing yahoo joined by big man Carl Cox, Jamies Jones, Above & Beyond, Kaskade and more all set for March 28th.
All this funny business follows on from the meta overload of an Avicii remix album remixed entirely by… Avicii and that Rick Asterly x Wake Me Up mashup, that kinda, sorta works.
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