No, no, no!!!

Doge, i.e. the worst attempt at being Internet funny in 2014 with the cute picture of a shiba inu dog with near-incomprehensible neon comic sans lettering plastered around it, has now created its own self-titled record label in an attempt to release DOGE001, now up for pre-order over at the Kristina Records site. Have a gander at the hilarious presser below:

“Wow.. Such release. Very house. Much vinyl! The wise meme-tainted words of Doge ring out wide across the internet and now come stamped onto wax with this mysterious white label release, featuring analogue house cuts spanning Chicago, Detroit, New York… This be the fiyaaaah! Limited run so don’t sleep!”

While DOGE was occasionally funny for a couple of months, a record label devoted to an Internet meme? Nah – hopefully you can only pay in dogecoin so nobody can buy it.

However, providing you’re in the market for some chunky “analogue house”, you can head over there now to check out the sweet sounds of a dog and pay a cool 8 pounds for a limited edition 12″. *Facepalm*.

Check out more details and stream the first release here. At least its better than ‘Dubstep Doge’ right?