Flo Rida Endorses The Most Ridiculous Product Ever

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Flo Rida Endorses The Most Ridiculous Product Ever

Flo Rida has endorsed possibly the most ridiculous product we have ever seen via a new American style infomercial video. You have heard of Beats By Dre, you have heard of the George Foreman Grill… Now comes (insert spewing noise) ‘Beamz By Flo’. At first when we watched this product video we thought, is this a troll? After a quick net search with the added fact that Flo Rida is an unoriginal sell out, we were reassured that unsurprisingly Flo is for real.

Like the Titanic set on course to hit the iceberg, The Beamz marketing team set their coordinates to crash into Gen Y’s hunger for spray tan reality TV and instant fame. The Beamz By Flo ad details how the product is a sample player that involves moving your hands through laser beams ‘so you can create hits instantly!!!’ CUE DEADMAU5 COMMENT

He is always on the internets: Deadmau5’s reply to seeing this product was priceless and probably a killer endorsement at the same time seeing he Facebook’d it to his 7.7 million ‘Likers’ quoting “Well…fuck. so much for my career…the futures here. shit… save me an opening slot at least.” He then took the words out of our mouth by describing Flo Rida’s thoughts while endorsing this product. “Seriously though… at least at one point during that commercial shoot, Flo must been like “man… someone might see this… mmmnahhhhhhh fuckit,”

Just another example of how Flo Rida cashes in on other peoples ideas, kind of like that time he copied Diplo’s video. Can I just add that anyone who wants to be a star like Flo Rida may want to take a serious look at themselves.

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