We stumbled across this rather hilarious Craigslist post overnight – some babes on the lookout for a coupla of strapping lads who enjoy a froff and good time to join them at this year’s Coachella festival. See the original post below (it has since been removed… hope they haven’t already found their “partners in crime”), but we managed to get our hands on our beloved colleagues Nick and Joe’s response before it disappeared.

RE: 2 Coachella Boyfriends For Weekend 1

Greetings ladies,

My name is Nick and I’m writing with regards to your recently posted Craigslist ad. I believe that my best bud Joe and I are the perfect candidates for a fun-filled weekend of outrageous party-activity and stand-in-boyfriend-shenanigans at Coachella!

A little bit about us –

• we are sick music bloggers from Sydney;
• have lots of cash;
• have no visible scars;
• do not live with our parents;
• are well groomed;
• on the weekends we are either DJing, partying, or freestyle canoing;
• our favourite food is frozen yoghurt.

Although we may just fall short of the stature requirements (we stand around the 5″10/”11 mark), we are adequately bro, hipster, rave (although Joe =  approx. 33% [lol]) and normal.

We’ve never been to Coachella before, so we’re super keen to play nice with some imaginary girlfriends for the weekend to increase our cred and enjoyment of the festivities. We like to get down to nothing but straight up bangors (no AFI for us!) and satisfy all the “other requirements” (for athletic prowess and drinking ability see attached photo).

Here’s some acts we’re keen to catch over the weekend –

• Bonobo
• Shlohmo
• Nina Kraviz
• Darkside
• Calvin Harris (obvi)

If you’re interested, holla at us and we’ll pack our bags and see you in April!

With love,

(◕‿◕ノ)♡ Nick & Joe ♡ (◕‿◕ノ)