Dada Life recently got banned from leaving Sweden and their passports taken after they were deemed a “threat to National Security”.

It appears Sweden and the USA don’t believe dropping the bass is the only thing the duo will do!

After some stringent Stoney analysis, we summarised the security risks the electro outfit may have on the USA for their Miami Music Conference shows;

• High decibel music causing partial deafness
• Oversized blow up toys that could cause manic dance move injuries in the crowd
• Champagne showers contributing to inebriation therefore causing public anti social behaviours
• Attempts at being funny denied

The national security threat all spawns from a recent tongue-in-cheek rally they held around the world to promote some made up ethics of their Dada Land Rally.

The document above details the reason behind their passport confiscation and also details their appointment with the authorities… Old government officials just don’t get the Dada.