‘Breing’ and ‘Ecstacheese’ is the new thing happening in the MDMA neck of the woods. What this basically describes, which you may have guessed, is putting MDMA into cheese.
Necessity is the (older) mother of all good inventions and emotional boundaries amongst a group of ladies in their 50’s looking to share all at their stale dinner party have done just that. After being helped by one of the participant’s sons on how to ingest it they took it a step further to serve it into some brie.
Describing the barriers the women were feeling amongst themselves, one of the unnamed women had this to say: “I have a strong circle of female friends and we had tried all the latest fads, food fashions and destination dinner parties but something was missing. We did not seem to have as much of a laugh than as when we were younger, there always seemed to be barriers up between us. So, one of our group suggested we all take MDMA together so we could open up to each other and improve our friendships.”
Now, some of the ladies had done the deed before with stimulants such as cocaine, but MDMA was the decided drug no one in the group had tried and lead to an experience the same woman described with, “Nothing much happened for forty minutes then the colours in the rug seemed to be more vivid and before I know it was in an in-depth conversation about my fantasy sex life with an old friend. It was such an intense experience. I am sure most of us at that party have done it [again] with other friends, so now wrapping MDMA in brie seems to be a thing now.”
Looking forward to what the future holds for these kinds of events another woman reflected on this much later, “A year later and I have been invited to ‘brieing parties’ and people seem to think it was all grand design but I assure you it was not. It is such a middle class way to take drugs, that is probably why it has taken off.”
Puns have been flying around the internet and if you have any better than MDBrieMA let us know below!