It’s 4am, you’ve had your ten to fifteen beers, you’re heading home and need a snack. Why not a slice of greasy pizza? Why not two? The later usually means your hands are full and you’ll have to stick with just one blob of tomato paste, ham, cheese and pineapple… that is until the PORTABLE PIZZA POUCH LANYARD ARRIVED!

We’re still scratching our heads as to the reality of such a thing as were FirstYouFeast because well, for starters it just seems too good to be true and the other its made by a company called StupidIdiotic.

Then there’s also that thing about the guy in the promo shot looking a lot like Jack Nicholsons distant relative but hey, we continue.

We’re guessing the second you buy this think you’ll be busting through security and heading backstage to hang with all your favourites who’ll want a slice of your melted goodness.

Get yours now for $8.00 and give the site a browse for other gems including the pizza fork, air guitar strings and the adult mood ring.