Paris Baby! The Red Bull Music Academy for 2015 is headed for the great French capital this year after crushing Tokyo like a gigantic monster of some kind (as if that would ever happen) RBMA is the greatest thing ever for any music lover, maker or enthusiast and here’s our proof.

The Stoney Roads office is seriously considering the limbs or genitalia they would happily sell on ebay for a place but for those who think they’ve actually got what it takes here’s what to expect –

The Red Bull Music Academy is a world-travelling series of mu­sic workshops and festivals where a group of producers, vocal­ists, DJs, instrumentalists and all-round musical mavericks from around the world come together for two weeks worth of record­ing sessions, lectures by musical luminaries and performances. If you can imagine a place that’s equal parts science lab, the Hang­ing Gardens of Babylon and Kraftwerk’s home studio, you’re halfway there. In 2015, we’ll be setting up shop in Paris.

Get your application form right here, and fill it out before March 4th – it takes longer than you think to fill that sucker out properly, so get on that ASAP.