There’s an app for everything right? You can make fart noises, you can get laid and now, find the closest kick on and request an invite thanks to the ‘Kick On’ app.

With the easy to learn interface not to dissimilar to Tinder, the app promises to help you “Find KickOns near you and request an invite to join the party. Empower your social life and discover private, exclusive parties and events around you!”

Although there might be a 1% chance of this actually helping bring together a few friendlies to blow the froth off a couple at 7am in the morning post a big one at SPICE or Revolver we can’t help but think of the dangers of having somewhat randoms pop over on the tail end of a bender.

I know when im settling into a bean bag to watch dumb and dumber trying to fall asleep I don’t particular want chargers bouncing around the room knocking over things and generally being a pest.

The real kicker is the rating system that wants you to “Earn the KickOn MVP (Most Valuable Partier) award by hosting and attending the most parties and getting the best ratings by fellow users.” aka THAT guy or girl who just doesn’t have a clue and won’t leave!

Understandably this might not be for the Australian party animals with a review from The C Stewart stating “Can’t wait to see how viral this goes at the U.S. Colleges!” – yeah neither can we?

Maybe we’re too jaded and you should try it out now through the app store.