We don’t know whether to cheer or cry after hearing about a VIP guest at the XS Nightclub in Vegas building a beer fort around his already exclusive table!

Using about 400 cases of beer costing roughly $80,000, the anonymous boozey connoisseur created a literal wall of frothy beverages in an attempt to block out the plebs or most likely get laid (is $80,000 cheaper than a penis enlargement?).

Diplo was on-hand to get a blurry snap with the wall after headlining the Monday night with RL Grime with word this was actually the second beer fort of the weekend with the first happening on the Sunday with Wolfgang Gartner on dance duties.

The identify of the beer-architect with deep pockets remains so far a mystery but chances are if you take a look at the ‘rich kids of instagram’ tumblr we’ll soon find out. Derp!