Last month we had ‘Snapchat’, the drug named after the dick photo-sharing platform we all love to hate, noted for causing wild hysteria. This month we’ve got ‘Cannibal’, the drug named after that special brand of people who like to… eat other people.

Yep, don’t be poppin’ these pingas bb’s, because love isn’t the only thing you’ll be hungry for. Linked to the drug which caused a man in Miami to chew off three quarters of a homeless man’s face (BRO.), ‘Cannibal’ has been found to make the taker famished for the delicacy that is human flesh.

The findings are based on a recent attack on the tropical island, in which a young British tourist took a bite of a police officer.

Luckily the officer involved was saved from grievous injury thanks to gloves, but had to call for backup in order to restrain the hungry perpetrator.

Theories are that drug peddlers on the island resort of San Antonio have been experimenting with special batches of the drugs, using enthusiastic Brits as the guinea pigs for some seriously dodgy ingredients. Detectives believe that the drugs are ‘trialled’ on Ibiza before being distributed to the munters of greater Europe, describing Ibiza as an ‘experimental laboratory for new drugs that appear’.

“Our hope is that it was just a small batch and has now been consumed,” anti-drugs squad chief Alberto Arean told The UK Express. 

The lessons we learn? Be careful with your candies kids, or you could find yourself eating faces (and not in the sexy PLUR kinda way).

[via Pulse Radio]