If music is your drug, you’ve come to the right place!
If you’re a morning person – and by morning, you’re ready and rearing to go by 7am, not partying into the wee hours because you sir, are not a morning person, you’re an alcoholic – you’ve come to the right place!
If  perky arrogant gym junkie attitudes annoy you, you’ve come to the right place!

Based on London and New York’s drug free breakfast rave trend, Sydney is introducing it’s own breakfast rave concept named after Shoreditch’s, “Morning Gloriville.” Where New York’s b-raves are a home to non-soul cycle fascists, Sydney may have found a home to non-Fitness First steroid munchers. We’re excited… and errr, apprehensive!?

How to prep and what to expect ?

– Don’t panic if at first glance you think you’ve stumbled in on a Nike flash mob advertisement. As you tremble in your b-grade Asics and drip sweat in places you didn’t know existed, in fear of not knowing the flash mob moves, cheer up because you have in fact entered, “Morning Gloriville.” A fun, drug free rave at breakfast time!

-Big crowds of people in head to toe, skin tight (guys take note) fluoro lycra gym gear, and other such exercise clothing trends circling #instagram. Pro-tip: Research the #lornajaneambassador for #inspo, and leave your pug locked in the car before you forget to snap yourself drinking your #greensmoothiekindamorning! You’re now ready to go!

The really pressing question is what will the music be? A combination of Wiggle Wiggle Butt, Defqon.1 and some classics? With a nice Enya ending to stretch to? We challenge the lineup of Klue, Person3 and DJ Tricky to tackle this cutting edge battle.

– What crowd do you think will be there? Hipster-yogi-S.A.S.H mob? The #onceyougolululemonyoudontgonike #yogawithyourdogday type? Fun CBD peeps looking for a healthy way to start their day?

The only way to solve the mystery is to attend, really. Here’s what you need to know:
Where? Paddington’s Uniting Church
When? Begins Wednesday July 23, and is said to continue monthly
Time? 6:30am – 10:30am
Dosh? $18
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