Ohhh Christ…in what is probably the funniest thing she’s come up with since ‘One night in Paris’, notable dipstick Paris Hilton claims she is one of the top  5  paid DJS in the world.

Uhh no.

In an interview with TMZ, the heiress turned socialite turned porn star turned  DJ spoke of playing at the  Bellagio and plans to return to Ibiza where, unbelievably, Hilton played several packed out shows at nightclub Amnesia earlier this year.

At the rate she’s going, Hilton may get to join fellow dingbat Pauly D on the Forbes 2013 ‘DJ Rich List’ (where we can see true whatthefuckery in all it’s glory) while the Jersey Shore star sits on par with producer and Mad Decent boss Diplo. 

Supposedly, the thats hot heiress earns between $100 000 to $250 000 per hour making your public holiday pay seem inept in comparison.

Check out the video below, it’s really funny… and also really depressing. We don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

source:tmz.com