Ever wanted to nibble on dat candy ravers candy necklace but you’re a bit too shy to straight up chat dat girl/guy on the fly at a festival. It’s ok tech-natives, there is still a chance for you to be assessed by scantily clad fluoro colored hybrid hippie / anime looking ladies (and men) thanks to the ridiculous American EDM dating site EDM-DATE.com.

Oh yeah baby, sign up to this site and ‘the drop’ might not just be something you listen to with your significant EDM other. Just think of the romantic dates you will have at those beautiful Afrojack shows and that romantic first ‘kiss’? or chew? or roll? I’m not quite sure how that moment works.

When it comes to setting up the first date, one of the tips is “Go with your gut instinct, if something doesn’t feel right don’t go ahead with it.” and we agree. If you hear someone crankin’ that mad Swedish House Mafia song on some mad subbies and you don’t both lose your shit, then clearly it’s not meant to be. If one of you is feeling sick and then only takes 1 panadol, it’s just not meant to be. It’s go hard or go home, there is no in between in EDM Dating world.

We aren’t too sure how long it will take for Robert F. X. Sillerman to come in and buy this site out, but if he does, we hope it’s so he can shut it down for being as lame a trending thing as the whole ’emo’ phase in the mid 2000’s.

spewy mcspew lol