Swedish authorities had their work cut out for them when a Swedish woman pulled a knife on club goers out of synth-related rage. Stealing a knife from the kitchen of the club in Stockholm, the woman, believed to be in her forties began thrusting the knife in a most un-kosher fashion. Not quite pulling it off as the latest dance trend, many put the old gals bad night down to the massive use of synth employed by the DJ.

With Södermalm managers jumping to action, police shortly arrived at the scene. The woman spent the night in jail upon suspicion of making illegal threats and just generally cray cray behaviour (that’s a legal term we swear). She was formerly known by the feds as exhibiting irrational behaviour, go figure.

Naturally, Stockholm police later tweeted about the event.

“Nightclub guest thought the drinks were bad and there was too much synth pop. Misbehaved, left. Threatened guests outside with a knife. Arrested!” the policeman tweeted.

The post was later edited by the cops (who happen to have 20,000 followers) to state that the individual was disgruntled because of too little synth.

To much or too little, still probably not warranting knife activity. But then again, just how do you get the DJ to play what you like these days, ay?…ay?

[via The Local]