Everybody’s favourite c&*t Jaydos has returned to give you the low down on Melbourne Cups new ‘Festival’ feel. From dingers to dropping digits Jaydos tells you what the f&*ks up with his Jay-do’s and Jay-dont’s.

He’ll be helping you through all the important stages of the day be it ‘Getting Ready’ to “Picking Up” and of course handling ‘New Seccys’ all soundtracked by some hectic Melbourne Sound beats.

Watch his official PSA below.