Aye Carumba! In a moment that probably signals another new low for the world of EDM, it appears Flo Rida’s Beamz’ has some stiff competition in the form of the equally lame EZ Pro DJ Mixer. The DJ mixer for dummies automatically beat matches songs and has a simple hands on design, which is really lucky because we don’t want anyone getting confused. The ad also makes it clear that the EZ Pro DJ Mixer is particularly useful for small boys who want to pick up ladies with big titties. Yay!

According to the video, everyone from horny ten year old boys to grandmas can make super sick beats that will give them instant popularity. Whatever man, let’s just hope Deadmau5 can run over this sheet ASAP.