Infamous Berlin club Berghain will be taking a break from it’s usual relentless techno to make way for eccentric music chart weirdo Lady Gaga. On October 24th, the vibe will be set at pop to celebrate (?) the release of her upcoming album ‘Artpop’ that is set to wet teenagers appetites.

AMPYA (Germany’s answer to Spotify or RDIO) will give her fans the chance to grab their hands on 1 of 50 VIP passes that will be given to those that submit the best questions they’ve always wanted to ask the crazy cat lady. On top of this, the top 10 fans who have the best questions overall will get to meet her and probably bob an apple in a pool of gasoline or something really stupid.

Now, call ME crazy, but hosting a Gaga launch at place that is synonymous with late night raves and (let’s not ignore it) drug use might not set the greatest tone as a role model in the tweenster world. Bieber and Cyrus aren’t exactly setting a good tone, would be nice if this nut bag did. Although thinking about her meet dress makes me want to eat a steak.