Deadmau5 Takes Flo Rida’s Beamz For A Ride!

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Deadmau5 Takes Flo Rida’s Beamz For A Ride!

Deadmau5‘s ferrari 458 has been clocking in some serious miles lately! Hitting the road with the likes of Pharrell and Zedd to grab a few extra large double double coffees and talk life, music and everything in between on the way. But on the latest of the DJ/producer’s Coffee Run series, coffee has been spilled (cue batman voice) in the course of  JUSTICE!

It’s public knowledge that Deadmau5 is, along with anyone else with half a brain, very much against Flo Rida‘s latest venture in cutting edge technology ‘Beamz’. Going as far to create his own competitive device Bandz, Deadmau5 has taken the idiot’s ‘dream of becoming a star’ and did the only thing a sane man could do.

Run it over with his car……in slow motion.

The marketing department at Home Shopping Network are geniuses, I see it now. They’ve got this thing in front of them ok, this fisher price DJ play-time set that is so shit all you can do is laugh and in a Eureka moment they realised: the only way to sell this thing is to blow it up with the reliable help of the internet troll and then, these guys should get raises, they must’ve thought what would be the perfect spark to light it up?  Flo ‘club can’t handle me right now’ Rida! Old mate must’ve taken the gig to pay for his bottle service habit.

The only way Beamz makes money is ironic purchase, DJs looking to destroy the thing publicly and of course christmas presents from Grandma (the guy at the store swore Beamz was what all the kewl kids were using)

So in closing I raise a glass to you Beamz team, bravo guys!

 

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