TIËSTO Set To Marry Couples In Vegas

Trance and EDM fans rejoice, for thou hath found faith in the lord of cheese balls through the opportunity to be married by TIËSTO in Las Vegas this August.

Have you been longing to don that raver tutu and marry your significant other? Lock in August 17th as the Dutchmen explains via Facebook:

“Which couple wants me to marry them in Las Vegas on August 17? Are you going to be in Vegas that day? Are you ready for Tiësto to perform your marriage ceremony?!?!?”

To be able to be married by the laser totting, trance popping greasy haired producer, all you have to do is send the ‘Adagio For Strings’ man a story of your relationship and prove worthy of his matrimonial services. Personally I couldn’t think of anything as big a joke as this. It would be hilarious.

Would the music when the bride come in be a bangor? Would the vows all be based around the 7 commandments of EDM? Thou shalt rock out at every drop.