Proof: EDM is next to Godliness!

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Proof: EDM is next to Godliness!

Calvin Harris probably thinks he’s God right now, having earned 46 million in the recently released Forbes’ DJ Rich List but it’s actually Hans Daniel. Known captivatingly as ‘Hans Solo’ by his fans, the devout DJ is showing God really can work miracles by introducing EDM into a church in Arlington County Virginia.

If only Skrillex knew what he was inspiring. Though unlike his idol, Hans Solo takes a friendlier, more supportive approach with his righteous partygoers. “Hand clapping is encouraged!” he yells while donning a decorative pair of Beats by Dre which hang non-chalantly around his neck.

Perhaps not entirely enlightened, the church-goers turned EDM fans are surprisingly cooperative if not a little confused by the new wave of Godliness taking over the congregation. At least elderly churchgoer Ellen Bartlett thinks it’s ok, “I think some people want different because they think it’s better..it’s not better..it’s just different.”

The high-minded DJ of the sanctimonious Sunday parties still has big plans for more, “Let’s look at what popular society’s doing..there’s only one dj up there..maybe a LASER show!”

While EDM pumping the church pews is a bit freaky, we’re thinking if Hans can chuck in some Daft Punk, X-Press 2, Deep Dish and The Future Sounds Of London, we’ll be converted!

source: The Washington Post

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