The white isle super-club Amnesia seems to have made a mistake. Earlier today MTV announced Paris Hilton would be hosting a Wednesday residency behind the decks this summer. Entitled ‘Foam & Diamonds’ the hotel heiress will show her true classy colors while taking the stage of the massive belaric foam party.

If this news isn’t painful enough, she will be peddling handbags on the dancefloor in her pop-up shop for the remainder of the summer.  Luckly party people will have a amazing alternatives with ex-Swedish House Mafia members’ Departures at Ushuaïa and Guy Gerber at Pacha.

The Coash Money Records-signed socialite took to dance music after dating Dutch producer Afrojack. He even commented on the mediocracy of her Djing attempts around the time of their split. Now she is rumoured to have an album in the works which we can expect to be pretty successful for firewood or cleaning up pet feces.

Not to throw stones Paris but keep to fragrance design and professional bottle buying, just please stay clear of the mixer. If you happen to be in Ibiza this Summer and want to brush shoulders with types like Pauly D be sure to stop by Amnesia Wednesdays.

If this business of Beverly Hills beochez taking the decks keeps up, god help us all. Hopefully her trainwrecks will cause some sort of brain damage, because this party is likely one you won’t want to remember.

Thanks for the warning us: Pulse Radio