There exists an enigmatic explorer who calls himself Space Dimension Controller. He lives in a dreamlike aura made from the lush soundscapes and limitless thoughts which constantly leak from every pore of his body. The edge of the universe is forever in his line of sight as he planet-hops his way through life, but luckily for us mere humans, Space Dimension Controller decided to record his adventures.

This particular snippet of the explorer’s life lets everyone in on a comforting secret – even cosmic adventurers have girl troubles. It’s also the only ever non-cringeworthy piece of music that features the lyric “I land in the club late at night / surrounded by ladies left to right”. The man has the voice of Zeus, so I guess that makes anything sound good.

The R&S Records signee has informed his Earthly followers that hisWelcome To Microsector-50 LP is due to descend on March 4th. In all his unnecessary otherworldy accuracy, he’s also informed us that it will have 13 tracks and run for 68 minutes and 39 seconds.

Until then, get a closer look at his travels here.