Seems like Afrojack might not just be prodding his dutch synth lines with reports of the producer now dating the Hilton heiress.

Although this is actually old news by the internets standard – the failing popularity or plainly put… no-one-gives-a-fuck-about-Paris has meant that this cringeworthy news is only just finding its feet.

The Afro-ass has meant to have left his pregnant girlfriend of 2 years for the socialite, who once kicked Nick Littlemore’s (Empire of the Sun) brother Sam La More out of a Beirut club for not listening to song requests.

Seems like a bit of a waste as the blonde often picks up and drops guys once done sucking their blood.

Enjoy the herpes Afro!